Dr. Metzger turned to greet his new patient, blithely unaware he would seen become a member of a secret brotherhood as old as urology itself.
- Alec Kyras
Man oh man, you're gonna like this book; boy howdy.
- Duncan Stevens
The pain wouldn't stop, and Vern still had three cats left.
- Andrew Davis
Maria's flossing was now complete.
- Chris Piuma
Leon fell out of the goat.
- Rob Tobias
In anticipation, John licked his own lips.
- Andrew Lloyd
In 3010, the potatoes triumphed.
- Nat Gertler
Splashy the whale smiled secretively, flapping his flappers and swimming.
- Jackie J.
This is a mystery about a murder I committed.
- Lachlan Redfern
Zandor stood in the doorway, raking the onlooking crowd with the hot coals of his eyes.
- Mark Caudil
Once upon a time, there was a talking lamp whose lightbulb fell out and hit a person and the person got shocked and destroyed everything.
- Megan Groppe
"You are in pain; both physical and emotional," my heart informed me.
- Daniel Blackmore
"OMH" texted Sue-Anne to her compatriot Ellen, "MY OWN PARENTS R DED!" It looked like the Mystery Girls had a new mystery!
- G. Paal
Tuesday. Africa. Lion o'clock.
- Jamie Harding
The battlefield stank thick with writhing "progressives."
- Neil Martin
Pika...chu, thought Pikachu.
- anonymous
Zamboni doubled - nay, TRIPLED over in happiness-demolishing agonies.
- Leon Arnott
Deep space. The silence of the void. Shh.
- Anthony Hope
As the subtle smell of baking monkeys filtered through the classroom, I wondered where the science experiment had gone wrong.
- anonymous
Under Bob's fez was another.
- Jeff Marr
PEWPEW - Lasers! - PEWPEWPEW!
- David Poore
The thing is, you can never really tell if a person is looking out from behind their own eyes, or if the eyes are being piloted by tiny mice in swivel-chairs.
- Noah Smith
"Crime," declared the police captain, "is everywhere, crime, crime!"
- Carl Muckenhoup
For hobos, spring was the season of love.
- Rob Lenzi
The king of ketchups was being dethroned, and I wanted an explanation.
- Dan Schmidt, quoting Leigh Belanger in Cook's Illustrated
This is the cipher key for all that follows: |||||| || |!
- P. Scott Hamilton
